fuckstatus: single
.....
status: taken
friend1: nooooo, i never told you but i have a crush on you...
friend2: why not with me, i had a crush on you
friend3: you slut i thought you loved me!!!
friend4: im sad because i've always wanted a relationship with you.
friend5: i was too afraid to tell you that i was interested in you
FUCK OFF.
IF YOU CLAIM TO HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON ME AND NEVER TOOK THE FIRST STEP, IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT.
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.
I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.